What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:35
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
HELLO
Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.